We apologize to everyone who wakes up for an exciting breakfast of Folgers (yuk!) and new Devils Daily posts.  There's been a lot going on in sports recently including the untruthful Roger Clemens (yes, I don't believe him for a second), Chris Simon's record 30-game suspension (eighth in his 15-year career) for stomping... Tom Coughlin's inability to run the ball...Pete Rose's controversial comments about baseball players taking steroids... Tony Parker's "mistress"... Boston Celtics are 20-3...New England Patriots are still undefeated (no shocker there)... NCAA... Bowl Games are around the corner (I meant 12 hours from now)... NCAA men's basketball is heating up.... Jim Boeheim phoned Coughlin (see above... just kidding) about losing players to injuries... Does the name Jeremy Shockey ring a bell? What about Derrick Ward?

And don't cheat on finals... or you might not participate in the bowl game... that's right Florida State... instead, be honest, come forward (good job Any Pettitte)... if you want, I can stay here all day and update everyone about today's sports stories..........If you thought for a second that I may have forgotten to talk about the New Jersey Devils and hockey (because I am employed by ESPN... lol)... not a chance in hell... Devils started the Canadian road trip (four games in three days....jk).... they lost to Vancouver two nights ago, but remain in first place in the mighty Atlantic Division... G Martin Brodeur was outplayed by 28-year-old Roberto Luengo... in my humble opinion, the Devils need to trade Patrik Elias... many loyal fans believe that the Devils have been successful without an elite, top-ranking captain... last time I checked, the Devils have not won a Stanley Cup since 2002-2003... when they had Hall of Famers on their roster... and they have been shutout seven times thus far... which tied their team record establishes before they won their first Cup... just some food for thought... be back later... don't go anywhere... or else you might miss A-Rod and Scott Boras's break up.... wait, it already happened? where was I... that's right, I was here... as always...yes, I did know about their marital situation... sorry that everyone else had to be informed about it as well... last time I checked... I don't care if A-Rod gets divorced and dates Jessica Simpson (sorry Romo... she's not for you)... all I know is Terrell Owens made the first logical, coherent point to the media after Romo's inept Sunday at QB... what did he say... later folks...

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